At least make sure they are 18
Why
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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