You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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