sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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