I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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