I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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