You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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