Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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