its not stalking. its research.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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