they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Randomize
