what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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