So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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