Well douche your snatch and let's go!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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