i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.