Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point