Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?