What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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