i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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