Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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