I am in a vortex of obligation.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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