An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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