mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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