his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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