my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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