is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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