what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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