I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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