if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Two words: blizzard sex
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
