The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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