so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Welp...herpes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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