Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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