every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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