Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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