Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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