did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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