I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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