Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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