what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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