I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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