They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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