oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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