I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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