i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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