He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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