I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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