windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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