dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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