There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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