You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I see more hoeing in ur future
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