She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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