Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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