And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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