Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug