so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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