YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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