these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
And then my night got REAL pukey
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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