she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Randomize