His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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