I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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